Thursday, June 18, 2009

~Udang lawan sama Badak~

Udang lawan badak..
Agak2 korang sape yang menang???
Mesti korang jawap badak kan...

mmm.....Ok..Cam ni kisah dia.....

Di sebuah kedai makan..atau warung kopi...atau kopitiam..atau kedai dobi(boleh ke?)

Eh!! Pasai apa ni dah berketul2 aku makan cucuq nii... tapi satu ekor udang pon aku tak Nampak!! ...janggut udang tu lagi la tak dak..!!

Pas tu... Pakcik jual cucur udang rasa sudah panas ....bengang tahap gaban la...org dok sindir2 cam tu. Klu Korang pun angin gak kan... apa lagi....pakcik tu pun selinsingkan lengan baju dan berkata dengan selamba rocknya..

"ooooo...cucuq udang aku takde udang korang bising-bising...sindir-sindir ....
Hah...korang tengok tu orang yg jual cucur badak tu tapi takde badak... korang tak bising pulak"

Wakakaka......


Teringat kat resepi cucur badak imah...
Dalam tu ang x tulis pun kena buh badak sekor...ekekeke
Aku pun x buat lagi resepi tu... mana lak nak cari badak nak buh ni

imah pinjam gambaq cuk badak ang tau...

14 comments:

ppb_ppkp said...

wakakakakak..lawak la hang ni..hehehehhe...pagi2 jumaat ni aku gelak mengekek,,.heran kan,..
nama cucuq badal..tapi mana badak ek

ppb_ppkp said...

den xkisah pon..amik ler pic tu..
kalo hang dok dekat..den antaq cucuq badak kat hang,,hihiihhi

alyyani said...

wei, lawak di pagi hari. hahahah.... pandai lak pakcik tu nak melawak.

u-neey said...

salam..
betul jugak ek..cucur udang kita letak udang.
kalo cucur badak kena letak badak la. kah kah kah..

nasz said...

ahahahaha, aku rasa nak gelak guling2 kat kapet opis ni...

KasiH said...

kah...kah..kah...berguling aku gelak...logik gak tuh...

strawberi @ mamadira said...

imah... org dulu mana dpt idea buh nama cuk badak ni kan..tp nama kuih kadang2 pelik jugakkan tu blum lagi badak berendam...kikikih
thank ye bg pinjam..i lap u..

alyyani...pakcik tu nak cover malu.. sebenarnye dia kedekut x mo buh udang tu..udang mahal woo...

u-neey...salam..eh ko jangan letak betul2 plak...sape plak nak makan nanti...

nas...wei mak buyung...gelak duduk2 atas kerusi udah lah....jgn guling2 kang terbranak lak..

ryn.. ko kalau nak gelak guling2 xpe..nongeng2 pun boleh..aku suka..kikikih..

suhida said...

haha..lawak tul.bygkan kalau betul leh mkn badak..er...lalu ke...

strawberi @ mamadira said...

suhida... aa'ah kan... sebenarnye badak ni leh makan ke tak...?klu darurat ke klu dah xde benda sgt nak makn, boleh ke makan?..apa hukumnye dalm islam ek..? nak kena tanya ustaz ni..

Tinie a.k.a Ibu Fatin said...

wakakaka
lawak2..

strawberi @ mamadira said...

tinie....hehehe..lawak

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